Oh, intercourse the penguin!

When one of our cats jumps down after having been on my lap, I frequently find myself saying, "Thank you, come again!" in my best Apu voice.

Son of a WHORE!

"I/you chose … poorly" comes up a lot for me and my wife when we're in the wrong checkout line.

"Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Did anyone else flash back to Wendell (Wendell X!) in "The Debate, Part 2" when they saw Archer with tampons in his nostrils?