Stuttering and g-g-gravitas don't really go together.

When Mr. Chips told the people visiting him on his deathbed that he's "had hundreds of boys" I couldn't stop laughing.

They are types of comparisons, certainly, but one type does not contain the other.

Did her tit rot off, yet?

Ewwwww! This place has old man stink!

I'm sorry, but I have to ask.

Growing up in a biosphere,
No respect for bad weather.

Guys, don't cross the streams like that.

Dan Rather = D. Riddy

If you almost watched Cold Mountain, how do you know there wasn't a lengthy "Hardest Button to Button" montage?

I used to like waiting to clean up at end of every single showing of Carrie or Friday the 13th or whatever else — and just watching everybody jump out of their fucking skin…

Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee!
He put a spell — a spell on me-e!

There was an episode of The Simpsons made in the last little while where the Springfield Republican Party sets out to kidnap Kent Brockman.

I have swass right now, but I sit on a pleather chair and this office if fucking HOT.

Mike Rowe's dirtiest job is felching himself.

They should just make the entire show about a guy wearing Bowie's outfit from the Life on Mars? video and getting the piss repeatedly ripped out of him.

*looks at James Carville*

In fact, Kim Cattrall would be an excellent choice for Random Roles.

Pick Flick!!!!!!!!!!

Just the name 'Umbridge' is classic.