Least surprising headline ever!

Borland, just prior to departure: "You can take this brocruise and stick it up your yeah!!!"

Yeah, there's a million examples of songs sounding like other songs (there was the RHCP's "Dani California" sounding like "Last Dance with Mary Jane" controversy a few years back as well). I'm no Sam Smith apologist, but I doubt he deliberately thought "Hmm, I'ma steal this very well known song's structure/melody and…

They no longer care a lot about half the country

Chelsea!…I'll handle…'er…

"Oh, sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But some day, he'll be a grown man stealing stadiums and — and quarries."

…And the cameos! Michael Jackson, Dustin Hoffman…they didn't use their real names but you could tell it was them

I watched The Simpsons with religious devotion from the early-mid '90s through 2003. If I missed the the airing of a new episode (which I rarely let happen (hell I wouldn't even miss the syndicated reruns)), it was like a mini-tragedy. But after enduring a good 2-3 seasons of groan-inducing jokes, frivolous guest…

Yup, that's when I stopped reading.

Kermit the Frog here

Songs in the Key of Springfield…now THAT'S a CD you can set your watch to!

"Kurt Cobain and Nirvana inspired grunge, and more unfortunately, post-grunge. Van Halen is different from those examples only because the scope of influence was larger and lasted far longer."

Sleep - "Dopesmoker"

Aww, remember, honey? "hat5c 0001 rec-4" was our first dance!

Bill Cosby, comedian, actor, philanthropist
Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape.

What a beautiful mind!

Is it wrong that I always think of Richie Rich whenever I see this guy? Wonder if John Larroquette and Macaulay Culkin will be at the memorial

OH BILLY *presses nipple against the glass*

"Rivendell" hands down!!

sorry…"Uncle REUBEN Feldberg"