I know I spend too much time on this site when that makes me laugh.

@avclub-3456fec7a520e406700a3e9ea78faac6:disqus shit i thought /My Documents/Pictures/Dinosaur Comics Panels was a safer place to get an avatar than it apparently is

See, at least I recognize the other people on this list, for better or worse. (I'm not as much into stand up comedy as I should be.) I have never heard of that Fator dude.

I feel like negative movie reviews are probably way more fun to write—and generate more traffic—then "yeah this was alright I guess"

From now on we refer to Adam Sandler only as "the non-Hispanic guy from Grown Ups 2"

Also, it has the same writer as Space Jam. This is important.

I refuse to believe there haven't yet been Pokemon documentaries.

I don't think a majority of America knows about that, actually.

Didn't they discover she wasn't really an adult at some point? Because GM sends out invitations to her birthday party to her work?

It was also used when China banned time travel I think.

A whole movie? I dunno. Maybe just a vine.

When I was in ninth grade, our English teacher went on maternity leave. In her absence we were supposed to read My Antonia, and the assignment for it—which had to be something formulaic, since she wasn't around to guide discussion or whatever—was analyzing thirty passages of My Antonia, each of which was a page or two…

You'll have to set them up.

That's a convenient exchange rate.

And (spoilers)

Maaaaannnn I had a lot of faith put into that "next week"

Me too. The birth of the algorithm needs its story told!

the guy was really short

Well, she can't get mad at Don for infidelity…though exposing their daughter to that is obviously a whole different thing.

yes and Bob Benson is a Vorta