Hands down my favorite scene from that movie.

Sweet, sweet nacho puppy feet.

Somehow the mental image created by "bedroom pastrami" makes me think that dog fart is the least of the olfactory horrors in your house.

Intellectually I understand the words you wrote, but they make no sense to me.

And his parents are kicking themselves over that MMR vaccine.

You're doing God's work, ThisIsApril. GOD'S work.

Bravo.

Nobody goes there at all. I've never been there and I've lived my whole life in a neighboring state. I've been all over Europe and the rest of the US. RI is like 45 miles away and I've never had a reason to go there. You guys really need to work on your tourism marketing.

I don't have the musical vocabulary to describe just what it is about "Wonderful Christmastime" that I hate so much. It's repetitive. It's jangly. It's stressful to hear. It's the only song I can think of that I have an actual physical reaction to.

As a little kid, I remember that the Catholic school I went to had a gathering every Monday during Lent, to light one of the Advent candles and sing this song. One of my few pleasurable memories of religious activity. (The other was the yearly Crowing of the Virgin Mary ceremony thingy in May). It was really…

Pretty good taste in Xmas tunes, for an Ayatollah.

OUCH.

It's Terry's yell-face that gets me.

I don't have advice. My kids are the same age and still not interested in Star Wars, but I kind of dread them discovering it, because how am I going to hide the prequels from them? HOW?

I laughed so hard at Wes' confessional: "Them wings weren't a million dollars….I do regret it." He's so hapless and clueless, and earlier in the episode the producers threw in that shot of him scarfing the chicken wings while Keith looked on him in disgust. It was gold.

Yeah, because the bald spot only appeared right before he got voted out. Thus explaining why he shaves in the first place.

I thought they were balls.

It is the one show that my kids and I (boys ages 5 and 7) like equally. It is bizarre and hilarious and I identify way too much with the mother.

Irvine did a diner in my town, which had had a nosedive in quality after changing owners. I watched the episode and was so embarrassed for the dopey owners that I have never gone back there since the renovation. They were there on TV crying and whining and hugging out their family problems, and I feel weird at the…

My neighbor tried that one on me. I live in CT. I know people who had nieces and nephews at Sandy Hook (all survived). It took all I had not to lose my shit.