Ehh, more like 3 or 4.

"even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with ya…..AHHHHHHGGGGG!"

Oh, honey.

In my defense, I don't watch any other "consumer" tv.

My husband's extended clan is still miffed at us because we didn't invite them to our son's christening party. Which, I might point out, we did not have. We only baptized our kid to keep our mothers off our backs (I know, terrible idea, we wouldn't do it again) and had no desire to celebrate the occasion. But yes, not…

I wasn't comfortable with being the center of attention at my wedding, but the bridal shower was worse than the wedding. At least at the latter, there were two of us, and we were throwing people a party (OK, our parents were paying for it, I admit). But the shower was just embarrassing: I felt like a jerk at the…

I logged in to say EXACTLY this. (Now I don't have to, but I'll elaborate anyway!) I confess I like this show, because I like looking at poufy white dresses, and I like seeing women find clothes that look good on them. And I had a traditional wedding. But the "I need to be a princess for a day or I'm not a woman"…

And the first episode I ever saw, so it was good enough to get me interested in the show. But in retrospect, not a great one.

What? People don't like "Blood Under the Skin"? It has Choose Goose and a ghost that picks up things with its butt and Finn getting mortified……and the suit that's so "chk chk".

I wish Probst would stop screaming at people in the challenges about how they're starting to panic, they're starting to fall behind, they're losing a lead. Talk about the power of suggestion. And he NEVER does it to his favorites.

A lot of people I know who've been through AA have that automatic sympathy for fellow drunks. It's kind of beautiful.

Is chewing pills really a thing? Because who does that? Most pills I've taken are horribly bitter, and that's just what I registered from them touching the inside of my mouth.

THANK you.

That dog didn't do a single aggressive thing toward Malvo. If they wanted us to think he killed it in self-defense, they could have showed it growling or charging. Dog was so dumb it didn't even smell Malvo out there; it's shown going outside to investigate a deer in the yard.

That dog wasn't exactly acting like a guard dog. If it had, he'd have had a much harder time silently slitting its throat.

That might replace Trish's "Those papayas look like Morgan's boobs!" as the line of the season for me.

It's more the baby-faced who don't age well. NPH lost the baby face and looks very handsome. DiCaprio still has the baby-face and looks like a petulant toddler with wrinkles.

Holy cow. I never ever hear "Mack the Knife" without seeing that guy in my head. I must have been about 7-ish when that came out, so the perfect age to imprint on it.

Well, except she had the idea to free them in the first place when no one else with power gave a shit.

I'm not sure if this ruins or perfects one of my favorite movie romances.