Ahhh, I've been waiting for a "Her?" and this is my first. I almost forgive you for the previous comment and the indelible mental image it created in my brain.

Wow, what a charming pick up line.

According to my high school English teacher, "Family Circus is the only justification for child abuse."

I always assume that the the winners of a food reward spend the rest of the day squatting in the jungle with their pants down.

I loved it. The child's narration was the point — he's the main character. I have a kid about that age, and I really appreciated the meditation on what the world looks like to a child…while the reader is able to feel a sense of dread knowing what's really going on.

Amy's already shown the willingness to behaviorally condition Sheldon to be more romantic. She should encourage him to talk about video games during all their makeout sessions.

As @avclub-359a56e5993a922bedd2397451516f6c:disqus said above, it's another way that they basically mine the autism spectrum for personality traits for Sheldon. He's not interested in money, it's that minor changes in his environment produce tremendous anxiety and even hostility. There are kids on the spectrum who…

I heard her on Stern the other day. She' s not exactly an anti-vaxxer, more a "why do we give so many and let's do them on a delayed schedule" -er. She did say her kids were fully vaccinated before she took them travelling abroad. So, not exactly the type crazy enough to have a chicken pox party.

Any "Not now" from Dorothy was golden.

Those were my first ones, too. Doctor Princess's line, "She's totally gross over 90% of her body. The rest is crazy nasty" is what did it for me.

She did that last night too. Complaining about your fellow Survivor's personalities is one thing, but making fun of their looks is just mean. She needs a slap.

Yeah, I have this vague memory that the last verse (about "self-righteous hypocrites") was the the one that used to get edited out, because Fancy forgives her mother and, you know, calls the audience self-righteous hypocrites.

Oh, so it's Opposite Day? No one told me.

My two boys have been raised to call any breakfast-serving restaurant "pancakes haus".

Not defending the show because, well, I don't care, but if her family is Saudi, then is she a "pretty white girl" or a "pretty, Saudi-American girl"?

I want to upvote this, but it made me too sad.

This song and video gave my adolescent self so many, many creeps.

My kids adore the Party Pat episode. They know the songs by heart. My four-year-old grabs a toy microphone every time we watch it to act out that "dead food" song. "…and turn them into stuuuuuffff…"

In my experience (going through this right now in fact), when someone close to you is very ill, possibly terminally, that knowledge is ALWAYS there in the room with you. That scene read EXACTLY right to me: pretending everything's fine, "old married couple" schtick, then BAM! someone says something innocuous, and you…

Well, I didn't start watching till, I think, sometime while S5 was airing; I got hooked on watching it in syndication while stuck at home with an infant, and started watching live in S6. So I don't have that "it used to be better!" mentality that a lot of fans do, and I've found putting the puzzle pieces together…