It's pronounced adobe. Can you all say a-do-be?

The first half of your post sounds a lot like First Blood.

You're not gettin' rid of me, you're just spreadin' me around……… try usin' lemon juice.

I watched this Sesame Street bit with the guy who painted numbers and I swear that is a young Stockard Channing (leader of the The Pink Ladies in Grease and other movies/tv shows) in the picnic scene.

"He looks like Dick Cavett."

"Hey Wang, it's a parking lot for cryin' out loud!"

Not a fan of the ladies are you, Trebek?

and their legs aren't being referred to as gams.

Followed by a Q and A moderated by Mean Gene Okerlund.

On peyote a la Val Kilmer in The Doors?

My then-girlfriend whom I took to my prom came out of the closet a month later. Yes, this actually happened.

Probably mandatory psychiatric evaluation.

I wish!

Fool on the Hill

and white suburban dads who dig out their Beastie Boys records every few months.

I think it's a little too past it's time for true separation of church and state.
"In God We Trust"
"So help me God"
If these ethoi are so ingrained in our monetary and judicial systems then they apparently render literal separation moot.

Hush now, don't you cry……

I thought it went with Young Guns II.

It's got a nice ring to it.

or perhaps SK could reunite on Late Night?