-wipes away tear- Yes, and no movies for us either (except for parts of The Insider and the scene where Bill Murray abandons his taxi on the bridge in Stripes)

That was directed more at Madonna and her ilk than the actual members who were imprisoned.

Is that what happened to Ricky Martin?

Just shooting a tiny barb at the fact that they have become media darlings hob-knobbing with Madonna. I don't know, something about that just doesn't sit right with me since I have a healthy distrust of most celebrities' political/altruistic motives.

A march would be a good idea, too.

At least they got paid.

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof! And those people sitting over there……oh wait, I'm thinking of Arsenio.

PepsiBucks? What's the going exchange rate on those?

and he needs to lose some weight.

Nice. I really despise Roethlisberger. Did anyone read the Sports Illustrated profile of him 5 years ago? King Cocksmoker should be his epitaph.

Like he was dipped in apple butter and then sat in the hot Arizona sun for three hours straight.

It literally embalms you while still alive. Just ask Keith Richards (or William S. Burroughs if he were still alive, or maybe he still is. Hmmm)

Too late. Seth MacFarland's "Cosmos" series was advertised immensely during the Super Bowl as well as those weird pistachio commercials. So the the chance for a cross-promotional tie-in has passed. But there's always next year.

You have to admit that Velveeta is probably the world's greatest emulsifier. Hell, you could probably use it to hang dry wall or some light spackling that that needs to be done around the house.

lemon zest

That would be Valletta, also known as the capitol of Malta.

And essential lips and assholes……oh wait, I'm thinking of a Slim Jim beef jerky and cheese.

Aren't you confusing Farina with Frank Vincent? No worries, they do look and act similarly.

"I just want want to make sure I'm covering for myself when I'm interviewing for teams next season."

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy…..