Gotta love Michael Shannon's character in Tigerland.

Not so fast, American Graffiti is awesome.

Maggots, Michael, you're eating maggots.

And by "did whatever on his bus" you mean he was engaged in an enthralling game of Jenga, right?

I lived in Armenia for two years as a Peace Corps volunteer. They only threat they pose is to our apricot industry.

Chechens

My name is George W. Bush, and I endorse this taco.

Oh yeah, managing wineries and building hotels n' shit.

You would disappear too  when it dawns on you that you just banged Andy Garcia.

Face down in the tomato and pepper garden.

Probably too busy swigging scotch and scarfing deli meats.

Yeah, I know that place. Bad food, awful service, no one minds their own business. Come to think of it, they have in those bathrooms one of those old fashioned hand dryers where you press the button and makes a god awful noise….

Try the all you can eat salad and breadsticks. They're the best in the city.

Preferably with a gospel soundtrack.

Now I'm going to guarantee you that either your brains or your signature will be on that 6 month lease.

(nervous pause) Get da' fuck outta here, Dr. Clint Handsome……..

And then hire exterminators.

For a second I thought you wrote, "… named themselves after a seventies porn star,"

I like Dawes soooooooooooooo much better.

And Paul Newman as Bill Walsh