Or, "My wife is black so I can't possibly be……."

He also had a bit part as a TV executive opposite Sam Rockwell in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.

I don't know if it was the Whatever Happened to Alternative Nation? series or something else but I do recall a very vivid account of Staley's last days. It wasn't just the teeth falling out or loss of control of his bowels that freaked me out but I do remember a bit that detailed how his hands had become gnarled due…

True. Saw them in '93 and they were great.

A sick giraffe's intestines.

What an idiot! Hey, look at me I'm hang gliding. Oops, now I'm dead.

I was hoping this would be a Hoosiers-style sports drama about the Butler University basketball team's 2009-2010 season.

Put down your skin flutes.

That reminds me of Phil Leotardo's eloquent summation of his prison stint he told to Tony Soprano.

So many of the books you mentioned definitely left an indelible impression with me as an early adolescent, but The Talisman was literally THE GATEWAY book for me. I read it the summer between 7th and 8th grade and it was the first book that I read outside of school that probably helped shape my literary tastes for…

Please leave a message for Officer…….Grabowski.

I'm sorry. "The Old Plantation?" I mean, wow! My head kind of exploded there when I read that.

I faked every discordant guitar solo.

Two cool stories, bros!

Gs up, Moores down
If that bitch can't swim,
He's bound to driz-own

The Dave Grohl mock freak out with the back stage buffet is the only redeeming scene in the entire movie.

Kim Gordon: "It's all about youth-oriented product positioning."

Holy crap, I never knew "Freedom" was improvised! And a three hour set????!!!

The shower scene comes to mind after reading your post. I mean, they showered with Kelly LeBrock with their jeans and sneakers on!

No love for The Moor's Last Sigh?