Ha ha. M*A*S*H. You're old.

Ha ha. M*A*S*H. You're old.

Unfortunately, Stewart has taken up and mastered the "Carson fake laugh." Stewart's version is to cover his mouth as if he were going to explode; Carson's was the wipe-off of fake tears.

Unfortunately, Stewart has taken up and mastered the "Carson fake laugh." Stewart's version is to cover his mouth as if he were going to explode; Carson's was the wipe-off of fake tears.

Double-dong is the only thing "into" Gaga.

Double-dong is the only thing "into" Gaga.

Who DOESN'T come in gumball machines?

Who DOESN'T come in gumball machines?

Rong time?

You misspelled "Japanese"

First time caller from Boca Raton, Larry.

First time caller from Boca Raton, Larry.

Great handle, partner. Saw Minutemen live in SA TX at the Bone Club, only months before D's untimely demise

Great handle, partner. Saw Minutemen live in SA TX at the Bone Club, only months before D's untimely demise

Physician to the ER…STAT!

Physician to the ER…STAT!

::furiously wiping vomit off of state-owned monitor ::

::furiously wiping vomit off of state-owned monitor ::

Better drink: An Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme.

Better drink: An Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme.