Cersei and Jaime are revealed to be secret Targaryens, Dany marries Jon, and everyone lives happily ever after as an incestous foursome.

The Hound ate all of the chicken while no one was looking.

Three children by the King. Jaime isn't a king.

*Thoros pops up out of a burlap sack and punches a wight in the face, ala Suicide Squad*

Hopefully, we're getting one next week!

I couldn't believe that he said that no one could brood like Jorah after having spent copious amounts of time dealing with Jon.

Are you trying to present your own statements as ancient wisdom?

Theon used to be a bow man; definitely could've made that shot. The showrunners really just love turning that nail even further into his skin.

Only if you're applying the dictionary definition of the word literally.

Prior to that point, Varys had never actually had to deal with a vicious, idiot King.

Why does Dustin, the largest friend, not simply eat the other four?

Forget the girls; Bronn x Jaime OTP.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure that's what Hot Pie does all day, anyway.

I don't know why he didn't send Sansa to Dany as an envoy. (Asides from the writers wanting to get Jon and Dany in the same room ASAP, obviously.)

I don't know how Littlefinger turned out so slug-like. He was supposed to at least seem charming in the first season until he betrayed Ned, but he's always been an obvious sack of maggots.

Littlefinger was 100% rolling his eyes internally when Jon choked him. 'Ah, the Starks. Quick tempers, slow minds.'

It's too bad there wasn't a bow and arrow on that ship. A couple of years ago, Theon would've attempted that shot. It reminded me of when he killed the Wildling who had a knife to Bran's neck, especially given the argument that he and Robb had about family in that episode.

Everyone was pretty terrified of Stannis in Season 2 when he was gunning for them. If Ramsay hadn't had such thick plot armor, it would've been a much more even battle between the two, and Stannis probably would still be with us right now.

Imagine Daenerys' terror.

They didn't. Shireen was a baby and Cressen discovered hers immediately. There was a different 'cure' for Shireen.