I've been waiting for it, and loved the "My name is John Silver, and I have a long fucking memory" line after the peg stomping. Now that's how to make an impression.

JFC, "gender essentialist?" We're not even allowed to draw general inferences about a population now, even *with* the specific disclaimer that individuals should be judged independently and fairly, and it doesn't apply to every member of that population, and being a member of that population?

This was my sex life from 17 onward for a few years or so. It was compounded by a love of cunnilingus, where any time I was hooking up with a woman my first, overwhelming desire was to go down on her and get her off as much as she could take, but it inevitably afterwards turned to her reaching in my pants, finding me…

First, be careful with them. I've gone through a couple episodes where I just quit meds or went cold turkey and those always ended badly. They usually resulted in a brief bit of manic phase of tearing up the town and world followed by a prolonged *extreme* depressive phase, where I wouldn't get off the couch other…

That sounds like an awful mixture for a long-term emotional relationship, but these sorts of stories are why I like and respect gay men. Go get some, have fun, don't stress too much about the details while you're young. Either they're not explicit about the rules because they're not fully into each other, or they're…

The part about judging any individual fairly, or http://www.theonion.com/blo… ?

Preach.

AV Club, Why aren't you reviewing Black Sails?

As a 35 year old man, yes. I'm not saying it's a good thing, but any given man not in a committed relationship will fuck *almost* anything available at last call. I mean, I've had weight and age limits on it, but I'd rather not cite them because they were relatively extreme, and I may have violated one or more to my…

Would you say that, generally speaking, men have a generally much lower bar to seduce than women?

You know, we like you both, but think "Puddle's probably too young for us, and Anthropy maybe awkward on the other side" otherwise we'd be trying to start the first AV Club 3-4some via comments.

When too much cunnilingus is your problem, then I would say your life is perfect. To each their own, I guess.

Get over it, go own it if you're hot enough for whoever you want to hit on, and if they don't like it, then they're retarded and not worth it. Be confident and realistic at the same time, and go get some.

Milady?

I watch a great deal of pornography, being both faithful and in a long distance relationship, and I've never actually seen DVDA. I've seen 3 at most in various configurations, but as far as I know DVDA is still a myth perpetuated by Orgazmo. If that's not the case, well, I don't really want to know or see it,…

I don't know you personally, but if you are an attractive woman, wondering whether or not it's ok to hit on another another attractive woman, then this world has gone completely wrong. That is always good. Go get some.

Eh, I knew a lot of girls who worked in them socially from other bars around my city. I still get messed up when I do step in them trying to remember "Which is your name and which is your stage name?" because they all used them interchangeably and I'm terrible with names. Unless they're part of some serious human…

Don't go full on hooker. Go to a strip club, buy some lap dances or a private room for 30-60 min, and see if your dick works with a naked girl grinding on it through your pants.

Razorwire.

Porn? DV/DA or GTFO.