You need to start meeting people who can handle their alcohol. 4? Even if you're tipping well and getting doubles, unless they were in a half hour then mock that Nancy.

Vagina.

We're working on rum and cokes right now, you teetotaler.

The Savage Bragging Thread:

There are only one or two fixtures left in Monroeville Mall dating back to Dawn. I think they might have removed the last one recently even, either for a charity auction, or local history type thing.

Also, I promised someone I would say this the next time it was suggested one of my comments was rude enough to be flagged, so…

Tough love, kid. Should be a lot more of it around here, and a lot less enabling and reinforcing of certain sad states of mind.

Please, don't ask. Nobody sane wants to hear the sad apple orchard bit again. Judkins should have got over her a long time ago, and you're only encouraging his wallowing by acknowledging her.

How sure are you that she's not still having frequent wild sex, but without you? There are certain old sayings about if your partner isn't fucking you then they're probably fucking someone else.

I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turned out I was just really bored.

Tough call. Blood stains derive at a chemical level from the oxidation of iron in hemogloblin. Scouring blood from things is roughly equivalent to removing rust, in that respect that they both derive from iron oxidation.

Holy shit, haven't read the review yet, but that was possibly the most disturbing montage I've ever seen in my life with the Frank/Debbie/Carl cuts.

Friendly heads up on sertraline: something like 2/3 men who take it have a difficult / more difficult time ejaculating. So, if that applies to you then don't get anxious about it. Sex is still great, as long as you're fine with some pretty seriously tantric experiences at times.

He'll shave his head to let the sunlight in, and it will be sweet in an awkwardly stupid kind of way.

I love Svetlana in any dose I can get. Her base pragmatic world view is great to see in that setting. I loved her scenes when she called out Fiona for thinking she was better than her, and I loved her scenes in previous seasons, like just straight up getting off Kev & V because she was crashing there, and that was…

What character? He almost never spoke, and when he did it was about his bike. I'm not saying it was good the show cast the black guy as Carl's silent man-child muscle, but they executed well exactly what they obviously were going with the entire time.

Ian and Mickey were my favorite TV couple and possibly the only one I have actually "shipped." I understand the reasons for splitting them up regarding the actors' careers, but I hate seeing it, and I can't imagine any Ian arc going forward being as satisfying as watching the character has been until but not…

In what way is the accused facing their accuser a bad thing, ever?

If you're in accounting I could introduce you to mine. Hardcore old school functioning alcoholic. This was the type of businessman who orders prostitutes for his clients and does not-very-stealthy bumps at the nicest restaurants in my city. He had a big effect on my life, but eventually we had to part ways because…

I think Myles is right about the show not moving forward. At the end of last season I commiserated about the "Dexterization" of the show, where everything gets reset to keep the series going.