Lifeless eyes, black eye, like a doll's eye … until he start's laughing at himself and those black eyes roll over white.

It's so cool. It's so hip. It's all right. It's so groovy it's out of sight.

I thought that exact same Year 2000 comparison, but didn't exactly appreciate Colbert's long, tortured premise to get to the snappy one line joke segment. Nobody cared when Conan switched to in the year 3000.

Biastioc.

It fits. You just know at some point all of those Republican candidates have uttered "Why don't you sing us a good old … work song?" a la Blazing Saddles.

Snarky, you're out of your element. You're like a child who wander into the middle of a movie….

Hey, I didn't eat the mousse.

I was looking for "He's pining for the fjords."

Fuck off, Wilkins. Get it right the first time!

Best show currently the AV Club is not covering: Ray Donovan. Liev Shriber fucking kills it, and that scene this week with brothers arguing about money and women was some intense and well done drama.

Harry felt a lot darker this episode. Something felt creepy about his enabling of Walter, specifically asking if the Doctor gave him any more of that cocaine, then following it up with him describing living in the moment and how to keep good gambling streaks going to a room full of addicts. I half expected them to…

Years ago I worked a summer in medical records. I never did find out if the Richard Burns with chlamydia was an alias or fate.

I agree with everything destructive said. I would add for your benefit that it's extremely important any time the subject comes up to be clear that this girl is the one you're into. MFF threesomes are like a minefield of potential jealousy issues for a woman, and you really have to go out of your way to make sure…

Ok, Dik, my problem is that my lady friend tells me she fantasizes about double penetration, but I only have one penis. I'm not comfortable jumping into a 3 way with her yet, but are sex toys a reasonable compromise?

Was it dragon porn? I read this stuff every week and that's the only thing to stick out it my very gifted and sharp memory.

Thank you, Liz. That is what I was saying.

I swore to myself some time ago that I would not watch anything with McCarthy. The little bit I saw she wasn't particularly funny, and I can't support some idea that I'll accept watching some fatty ham it up. I want my movie stars to be attractive. It's shallow, but I don't care to see Fatty McGoo. I'd be fine…

"Giving someone as much access as Todd had and paying them $45,000 is basically like starting the timer on a bomb."

Ugh, Magic. If I got up and walked about 15' across my office and dug around in the cabinet under the book shelf I could open up a box with a lot of old cards - original force of nature, nightmare, etc. which I'd like to believe may be valuable some day.

I do not think they shall sing to that guy.