How many of those people are actually touching your legs and how often? I'd never bother pointing out to some random woman that she forgot to shave, but if I get rugburn when I'm kissing a woman's thigh then we have a problem.

Sorry, we wouldn't click. I'm probably exactly your type - hairless, lean body, hung like a horse, and sexually adventurous, but I know from my experience with MFM threesomes that I don't take direction from men well, and could never function as a gay bottom.

I'm with you here. I've done my own bit of oversharing, but that neediness has exploded out of control in certain situations, to the point where I can't read comments from certain people. I don't want the responsibility of reading a several page essay about someone's life every week and making an affirmative comment…

One person's problem is another person's fetish. It's not my thing, but if they embrace it I'm sure there's someone out there into it.

I'm a naturally relatively hairless guy - almost no chest hair, and could never grow a beard however long I stopped shaving. I will shave/trim/groom my junk when I'm expecting to have sex, and I expect the women I'm sleeping with to do the same. Hair is only pleasant in a long, soft form on a woman's head, and pubic…

The pinnacle of people jamming out to songs which are hilarious for them to get into shall remain the large black man from old spice commercials singing along with that "Making my way downtown…" song in white girls (also the only worthwhile scene in the movie). The Rock, however, gave a solid ironic karaoke scene,…

I don't get how anyone could be confused about the baby being Velcoro's. Ani clearly says something like "I owe that to his sonS" - plural sons, meaning hers and his original. Listen better, Katie.

There comes a point where I realize I'm reading strangers discuss their bowel movements and anal hygiene on news articles and it finally comes as an almost-felt shock just how desensitized I've become to everything in these comments.

They did feature Hulk, Iron Man, and maybe more in Disaster Movie years ago, which like many of those films is terrible but features a fantastic musical sequence, in this case the "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" montage (see also: Not Another Teen Movie prom song).

Phage the Untouchable + Endless whispers + black mana accel, tutors, and sac effects was one of my favorites. I also had a fun black/red deck based around whispers and a red enchantment that caused ownership of permanents to swap around when they came into play and being otherwise entirely cards with horrible…

This is not the correct way to criticize Fatty McGoos.

This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to
warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all… Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes…

There's an interesting difference between Cohle and Vaughn's character waxing poetic in their role in the story. At no point in S1 did the audience have reason to believe McConaughey was actually playing the villain. Yeah, he believed in nothing, Lebowski, but his heart was in the right place. Vaughn's character…

I worked for awhile for a large conservative financial company in the office building adjoining the center. It was like the highlight of the year when they came. First spotting tails here and there, then watching the tax staff and mutual fund accounts go get their pictures taken with the costumed weirdos.

I liked his earlier stuff(Fight Club, Survivor Choke, Invisible Monsters), even if it was fairly one-note. I think by the time Haunted rolled around you could literally read between the lines and see where he disappeared up his own asshole with how clever and skilled a writer he thinks he is. From then out…

It's been too long since anyone explained to me how tentacle rape is like a force of nature or being raped by the devil, and nothing to feel bad about. We need more of this around here.

I told you we don't have time for handjobs right now.

I always considered myself somewhere in the range of Chaotic Neutral - Neutral - Neutral Evil, but having taken an internet survey I was linked to it determined I was most likely a Chaotic Evil Human Wizard.

You're everything a big bad wolf could want.

Or he could leave her at the nunnery at birth. It's an option.