If there are two things the AV Club has completely beaten into a pulpy mess of what used to be a dead horse it's MRA concern, and anything rapey. There have only ever been, what 2 or 3 articles with sincere MRA types commenting at length on them, at most? Still it's some huge concern around here. The rapey thing…

"if"?

First, drink. After several drinks, evaluate if there's anything in your control to break through the dead end wall. If there are, do them. If not channel your frustration into something dangerous, risky, and/or foolish so that when you sober up you're happy to be back where you started, assuming you made it…

You drastically underestimate my vengeful side and capacity for compulsive behavior. It wasn't an accident I've been accused of a borderline personality.

Hostage or not, you wouldn't have carved a shank from your haircomb and lemoncakes and ventilated Joffrey first chance you got after Ned's execution? Maybe I'm more borderline personality than I thought, but I think she's still a failure for not knocking off Lannisters in their midst, covertly or overtly. It'd beat…

Fuck Sansa and the Direwolf she rode in on then let die. If she had any balls she'd have a body count higher than her little sister already.

The AV CLUB …?

I am assuming by "looked promising and attractive" you mean in a conventional sense. Don't beat yourself up because you require someone to be conventionally attractive for you to have romantic interest in them. That's a fairly ludicrous.thing to have to defend, but somehow we've ended up there.

Fuck Larry Wilmore. Fuck him in his fucking eye, He was too soft on fatties on that debate of his, and until we all get checks for our AV CLUB share of comment royalties for "It's boner time" then I say again: Fuck Larry Wilmore. Fuck him in his fucking eye.

Buncha savages in this town.

First, I am sad it has been almost 10 minutes and nobody has replied "Pics or it didn't happen" but good job jilling off better.

Drink more, and get more assertive and/or into women. Speaking from experience, if a woman looks at it as sharing her man, it's not a good idea. If she looks at it as a chance to have sex with her man while her and possibly he also mess around with another woman, and she's in control of what goes on and comfortable…

I don't normally consider myself concerned about other demographics, but with some things like this it makes me glad to see some universal truths reaching across divides of race, sexuality, and whatever. Boobs are good.

There must be some sort of sex act named a Miracle Whip, given all the other BDSM themed letters this week.

In retrospect, I would compare this finale more to failing to jump the shark and landing in the tank.

I liked most of the season, but they really screwed the landing.

I have small hands, and empirical evidence that it is not true.

It's possible. You should see me do the Jedi mind trick. It's not my fingers I wave at her face.

That rug really tied the room together.

I would not describe myself as a thug in real life. I'm a white collar type that most people find to be a little … off … who does have a history of having worked with or for criminals. My own official criminal record I would describe as nothing worth bragging about. You're welcome to peruse my comment history for…