I endorse this comment on so many sincere levels that a mere upvote just didn't cut it.

I don't think you should have said "dregs of Philadelphia's genetics stew."

I'd like to suggest you not wait until a guy shows interest. Pick a guy, any reasonable guy, and go for it. Pick a few until one works out for a good night. Doesn't even have to be on Tinder. Go to a bar - some people see a stigma attached to a woman going out alone on the prowl in that context, but personally I…

Stop that.

I was recently discussing dating and sexual histories with someone, and would like to offer you a suggestion, but like all advice in Savage Love it will sound wrong and crazy.

If we take this joke one step further to Sexual Conscript we're going to be the subject of clickbaity think pieces next time It's Rape Week at The AV Club.

No sweat. I'd go make a profile and see if we got matched up on one of those, but I'm still pathetically giddy and starry eyed about that woman I was talking about last week, so the only pick up line I'm about to bust out on another woman is "I like you. You should meet my girlfriend. We could all have some fun."

Been there. Done that. It's hot. Do it.

Swing life style. I forget the url, haven't been on the site in several years. It can't be hard to find though.

Speaking of gay things, homosocial intimacy, and this being the AV Club, and me knowing that many of those people frequent this section.

I've been thrown out of bed? Does that count.

Ugh, please don't apologize for this. I don't wanna bring back that supersized debate on weight I was recently engaged in, but I at least believe there's nothing wrong with being attracted to attractive people in the commonly accepted definition of attractive.

There are worse ways to go than dying for boobs. Quite frankly I would be proud to have "He died for vagina" on my tomb.

Which part of the brain does "Turn your fingertips back toward your face, and apply a little pressure upward as you move them" occupy? I'd hate to think I lost room for vital Simpsons quotes.

I wouldn't touch Craigslist with a rented dick. Given its reputation I have a hard time imagining forming quality connections with people who could intentionally set that reputation aside.

The Kaiser stole our Black Sails coverage?

Do not get me started on "The Leftovers" and my realization that "This is boring, awful shit, trying to wrap itself in mystery Twin Peaks style and seem pretentious." It was well done shit, with high production values, but it was still shit.

Dear AVClub,

As someone who had a great uncle working on the Manhattan Project (who we have a kick ass picture of with Oppenheimer), a great aunt in Tennessee, and a grandfather actually in the pacific kicking ass and taking names, and may have in the possession of his nerdy family a Japanese Officer's sword with the emperor's…

I just looked back on it, and realized how horribly clever that Scylla and Charybdis reference was in reference to a Pirate show. Hey AVClub, need someone to review the show? Make me an offer, I'm easy and cheap. You're welcome to peruse my comment history for examples of cunning linguistics, and I will do my best…