Dammit, what am I supposed to do with all these old blisters now? There goes my list. Back to sacking Cleveland.

Oh, ok, I misunderstood the problem as "I want vagina, but think it may be hard to find a woman ok with a history of gay stuff." If it's an emotional or relationship thing I obviously can't help there, but good luck.

I heard there's a key party thread on the TI, but haven't read that article for awhile.

Also, regarding your problem, I know from personal experience there are a lot of couples out there looking for "orally bi" men comfortable with giving and receiving, but not necessarily anal, because I've had to say to several "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in or comfortable with that, do what you like, but it's not…

Idiotking, I'm glad you'll be focusing on hetero issues this week, not that there's anything wrong with other stuff, but because I have an issue:

I've never seen that one before, but I'm worried it will show up regarding Savage DIk later, to the annoyance of my eyes.

We can comment on AV club articles now? This won't end well.

Excellent elevator pitch. Have your people call my people. This is gold.

There is nothing at all outdated about hating those goddam greasy eye-ties.

Depends. Black man? Shoot. White man? Try explaining Jesus did not send you, and you're concerned about the baby.

I laughed at the "not the white man's game any more" line, and got a kick out of Lip's "Ok, this is bad, but you stay in the car. I have to deal with Ian first." reaction to Carl's budding criminal career.

Smoking crack may lead to questionable life choices, as Frank put the moral last week. Also I laughed hard at the line "Frank, are you retarded?" tonight.

I learned two things reading this article and comments:

I am sincerely glad to learn that a South American country I rarely if ever think of can have a sense of humor like that. Thank you. I now like Ecuador.

As someone who sincerely enjoys logical debate and discourse on the internet, I must say, that was awesome.

I have an established order for my motivations through the Seven Deadly Sins:

Now that I think about it, this statement is an accurate review of many, many movies.

And I thought I cringed when I read Ayn Rand…

Thank you, Katie. If all the staff would agree to add this level of comprehensive analysis to their reviews it would open up enormous potential with the "Great Job, Internet" feature.

I probably enjoyed Dee's stuff the most. I was half expecting the original plan was to send Dee in to sabotage the place and eliminate the fish smell, and I got a real kick out of the "You can't even get snapper!" turn around against her. The waiter was great too. I was also impressed they stayed away from any…