How has this comment been up for 6 hours so far and nobody turned that last bit of it into an anal sex joke yet?

If it makes you uncomfortable then I promise to never hit on you again, or at all in the first place. I will not, however, apologize for adding an overtly sexual or intentionally sleazy (which I find funny) tone to my posts in a goddam Savage Love comment section of all places.

Ok, now I'm really curious, and I don't get the times: How was he/NYers using an LLC to reduce their tax burden? Was it a local stamp tax/property transfer tax thing? Partnerships (pretty much same as LLC for federal and most state tax issues) have been used in my area to avoid stamp taxes by only selling enough…

I once had an ex request copies of some cute pictures of us from various parties and nights out, because she had deleted her copies for whatever reason after dumping me and wanted them again for something. I sent some of those, and some of our more explicit photo collection, because if she was willing to kick a…

Somewhere in a quiet corner of the internet there's a community of hyena and/or animal blood fetishists saying "Yes!"

Fuck all three at once. I sincerely would have a hard time with the Kill choice there, and it's kinda touching that nobody here wants to publicly put other commenters on their kill list.

Hopefully he will say that loudly, in church, to get back at her for having to endure that cringe inducing conversation in the first place.

I've uhm, heard that it is possible in more women than know they can do it, and them learning how generally requires sustaining a position where their body is, er, inclined in a way which prevents a wet spot from forming under them, and being subject to some really intense prolonged stimulation, but I don't…

Well if the original idea was to keep it regarding the AVClub, then how about Kolya, Mrs. Langdon Alger, and Waffilicious? I believe they all posted here last week, and two of them already tonight.

Fuck / Marry / Kill. I'm kinda miffed about the lack of an answer to get the game going, but I'm intrigued at the idea of Kolya doing a whole lot of fucking to make up for her pacifism.

I've been watching Episodes since it comes on after Shameless, and it's almost always hilarious to watch Matt LeBlanc play himself as a twisted, hedonistic, warped version of Joey.

Actually that might have been season 2 or might have been season 3, where those two literally fought it out under the L tracks about Ian disapproving of Lip being involved with Karen. As someone who has personally been involved in knife fights with siblings, I can assure you that shit doesn't just go away. My own…

Seriously though, if any AVClubbers are lonely and the *least* bit attractive or charming, then please go out Friday February 13th and pick up some strange. The night before valentine's day is for singles fucking like the night before thanksgiving is for amateurs drinking. It's on a Friday this year. Everybody go…

Do you smell what TheMuteLurker is cooking?!?!?

Scrawler you are definitely in my top 5, but the first two slots are firmly locked up otherwise. You're clever and charming in ways most of the internets aren't, and without knowing what you look like I'd bang that idea, or even bang a chubby girl with that idea because it's hot to me despite my usual physical…

Wow, I didn't know that and you should have said so in the MFM thread, because I'd bang you more silly than any two other guys could. Hey-o!

That position is currently tied between Mrs. Langdon Alger and Kolya.

Yeah. I bust out laughing the first time they did the cut from Frank's longing gaze to the liquor cabinet. It was a good example of how twisted Frank's thinking can be, but how smartly he can carry it out.

Come on. That scene of everything blowing up at once with Sammi attacking Frank and "Well, then I fucked our son!" was a hilarious blow up, especially after Frank's moment in bed of sincere family appreciation.

Is it really a giant leap of logic for Lip to conclude "I want this girl to stay here, so I'll make love to her, and try to show her that she's special and should not run off with her abuser?" I mean, the things he said to her when they got naked were heartbreakingly sweet, about how she's beautiful and a good person…