That Kevin scene was genuinely good cringe comedy, where you can see the character just doesn't get why this is bad, but does it anyway.

Hey, Frank had on a blue & white Jersey, too. Also, it was very enjoyable watching Frank the master manipulator at work. It was also kinda sincerely sweet when the guy left him in bed and he said "thanks dad" to an empty room, because we know Frank had a bad family life growing up, and his own family wants little to…

Regarding JJS actual purpose as a character this season, and Fiona's love quadrilateral (which would be really hot to see all at once, but that goes back to my Savage love comments this week), I think my take on the characters at this point is that Gus is the white knight, a sincerely sweet artist who fell madly in…

Lame :P I totes won this round of flirting.

Well, if I have to settle for sort of then I'll settle for sort of. But, I'm not ready to sack Wittenberg or wound Achilles for a sort of, and I'm not scuttling the idea of a hot internet threesome just yet.

You know what, I was telling Dikachu just up the comments from here a bit that I didn't know the term "unicorn" as a gay term, but more as a swinger/sexually adventuresome term denoting a straight woman looking to have casual sex with an m/f couple. If you ever think you could be wired that way there's a large world…

Let me get this straight. You're ok with judging people to a reasonable degree as long as its something within their control, you sometimes like to dress ostentatiously, you're well read and educated, you have a thing for former catholics, and on top of all that you apparently are comfortable with guns and shoot them…

I can't take credit for the first part there. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"That was great. I want to get pregnant. I want to have your abortion."

Call me old fashioned, but I believe we should worship the son and the moon as powerful deities, and fear them. Also, anyone who has never read LoTR immediately loses all nerd, geek, and most smart credit with me.

That's a good one, but unfortunately the line "Was this the face that launched a thousand ships and burned the topless towers of Ilium? Make me immortal with a kiss." works on far too narrow a segment of the population.

Save yourself while you still can. Let me repost my comment from http://www.avclub.com/artic… :

Was in more than my share of fights back in the day, but those guys were more scared of me than I of them, so I made it out of that one well enough.

hmm. good point. I haven't seen one of those little egg toys in long enough to remember what kind of batteries they take, but I think there may be money to be made in theater concessions here still.

You know, this post made me wonder how many of those women will have bullets or other such things in the theater, and think that may be a truly fascinating marketing research exit survey.

Leaving Las Vegas is a spectacularly bad choice, and I am impressed. I once used that movie as a reference when dropping off some mail for an ex at her parents' house. Her stepmother asked "So how are you doing?" and I said "Ever see Leaving Las Vegas?" and got "Oh! Yeah!………Oh……..yeah…..that wasn't a very happy…

If watching (or filming) erotica on a first date is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

There's a good reason they say not to discuss religion and politics in bars. The last time I did that I was drinking and in a bad mood, and I managed to offend and/or scare a bar full of large catholic blue collar construction workers and old racketeers at happy hour by saying "Fuck God. Look at this world. If he…

The catholic church has a list of sins for which one is excommunicated 'latae sententiae' or 'without sentence' meaning they don't need to formally pronounce you out, you're just automatically considered kicked out. Among the sins on the list are apostasy/heresy/schism, a bishop who ordains another person a bishop…

I didn't particularly care for this nightly show, as it wasn't a topic of relevance to me, though I'm sure it is to many people and is socially important etc, but the first 10 minutes of The Daily Show were perhaps the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time, both in the actual clips played from congress, and…