Ah I forgot the first rule of the AV Club: It's probably a Simpsons quote

As sad as it is I would probably click that link…

Normally I'd agree but finding out a sword was involved was a pleasant surprise in an otherwise sad story

Some people claim there's no difference but I always say there's a warm richness to the sound of a music industry executive's denial in the face of growing trends as compared to say the overly-processed denial of film industry executives.

This is bullshit, I've offering to pay for greasy diarrhea burgers with loving for the last 2 years and all I've ever received was a lifetime ban and a (admittedly very sexy) restraining order from that cute cashier.

I also like to touch my hands together like Ryu and yell "HOBOKEN" whenever someone mentions the city!

I hope he gets the part, that kid could really use a break.

Oh boy catholic school stories?! I once found myself in front of a class yelling at the teacher that yes I LOVE abortion because that's what being pro-choice was

I really hated Laggies. It was practically everything I hate about indie dramedies wrapped into one film. By the end of the film the small crowd of 10-15 people had dwindled down to roughly half, with two separate people snoozing very comfortably.

After I missed the last round of tours you better believe that I'm going to be staring vigilantly at my computer screen waiting for tickets to go on sale at 12 tomorrow

Awesome thanks for the info! Personally I don't think you're really missing much from skipping DA2, the combat was repetitive and the story had some interesting bits but the final act was completely telegraphed and by the end I just didn't care

Question: As someone who loved Origins' combat system (not cumbersome in the slightest in my opinion) and loathed the sequel, where does this game fall on the spectrum between the two?

I hate the pats the appropriate amount, I think. Which is to say a lot. I really hate the Patriots

It's especially tough because in my house we also root for the Jets and I thought I was done with Sanchez forever after they let him go. But I have to admit its a total Sanchez move to just go to the other team I root for.

I'm not even a fan of basketball but I'd still read Teti's write-ups of the remainder of the season. As long as there's awkward smile jokes and the like I'd be on board.

Because I'm an idiot and thought that just maybe we could pull off a win. By the end of the 3rd it became clear that we weren't.

I'd just like to say that these columns have become a regular read for me and Teti is one of the few columnists on this site that can routinely get me to laugh. Once the NFL season ends I'd love to see some hockey or just general sports coverage from Mr. Teti.

Just drink it away. That's what I proceeded to do after that terrible first half.

Anchorman is and shall always be sullied for me because of that fucking dog. Fuck you I didn't eat a wheel of cheese and fuck you no I can't speak Spanish

Might as well. It's all downhill from here anyway