"Was it a hit?"

"Was it a hit?"

When I used to do not-great standup in the early 00s, I often closed my sets by doing an impression of the guy from Memento telling a knock-knock joke. Naturally, this meant taking off my shirt to reveal a body covered in fake tattoos of other knock-knock jokes, and then I just told a "Orange you the man who killed my…

When I used to do not-great standup in the early 00s, I often closed my sets by doing an impression of the guy from Memento telling a knock-knock joke. Naturally, this meant taking off my shirt to reveal a body covered in fake tattoos of other knock-knock jokes, and then I just told a "Orange you the man who killed my…

I don't think "parodn my language" is gonna cover you this time. Methinks some flags 'bout to be unfurled.

I don't think "parodn my language" is gonna cover you this time. Methinks some flags 'bout to be unfurled.

The election no longer matters, this news makes Nov 6, 2012 an indisputably great day for everyone. Hooray for America!

The election no longer matters, this news makes Nov 6, 2012 an indisputably great day for everyone. Hooray for America!

Yesterday was further proof that newswire shouldn't be a thing without O'Neal at the helm. Glad he's back. Reading those other blurbs was a chore almost on par with the job I was avoiding.

Yesterday was further proof that newswire shouldn't be a thing without O'Neal at the helm. Glad he's back. Reading those other blurbs was a chore almost on par with the job I was avoiding.

Matinee is essentially perfect and should be required viewing for anyone who regularly visits the A.V. Club.

Matinee is essentially perfect and should be required viewing for anyone who regularly visits the A.V. Club.

@avclub-b13a443f029eed976323365274d0cda8:disqus  I have the same name as a famous gay porn star. He's dead, but
presumably his estate has way more money than me, so tell Best Buy to
bill it to him instead.

@avclub-b13a443f029eed976323365274d0cda8:disqus  I have the same name as a famous gay porn star. He's dead, but
presumably his estate has way more money than me, so tell Best Buy to
bill it to him instead.

@avclub-e6c1142acfaceea3982a09641b33fc04:disqus My name is Matt Sterling. I'm 34. I have a younger brother named Aaron. Perhaps you knew us, perhaps you didn't. The main kid I remember from church in those days was Beau Howard, who was the Kevin Arnold to my Paul Pfeiffer. My family moved from Richardson to Nashville…

@avclub-e6c1142acfaceea3982a09641b33fc04:disqus My name is Matt Sterling. I'm 34. I have a younger brother named Aaron. Perhaps you knew us, perhaps you didn't. The main kid I remember from church in those days was Beau Howard, who was the Kevin Arnold to my Paul Pfeiffer. My family moved from Richardson to Nashville…

I'm assuming that stands for First Baptist Church of Richardson? Yeah, that's the one. But we moved away decades ago, so I haven't been there since I was a kid (mid-to-late 80s).

I'm assuming that stands for First Baptist Church of Richardson? Yeah, that's the one. But we moved away decades ago, so I haven't been there since I was a kid (mid-to-late 80s).

When I was a kid, we went to church with the lady who played Matt Saracen's Grandma. She was very nice and used to hang out with my mom a bunch. Presumably, they talked about whatever the 80s equivalent of "Fifty Shades of Grey" was.

When I was a kid, we went to church with the lady who played Matt Saracen's Grandma. She was very nice and used to hang out with my mom a bunch. Presumably, they talked about whatever the 80s equivalent of "Fifty Shades of Grey" was.