But how can the refugees, who are really terrorists because they're muslim and even those who aren't terrorists are really terrorists because political correctness, pose a danger to everyone if Trump is going to stop the American government taking all you guys's guns, thus ensuring all the good guys with guns can stop…

Well, that's a lot of writing all right.

Although there are conspiracy theories that are actually horrible and insidious, I nonetheless find myself getting much more annoyed at the inane conspiracy theories like this one or the Shakespeare authorship one, where even if they turned out to be true, it wouldn't matter except to a very small number of people.…

It's a conspiracy theory that seems to exist solely for the sake of being a conspiracy theory.

But at least this leaves open a future edition to her book where she adds a postscript describing the huge mistake she made by not taking career advice from some cranky fuck in the comments section of an internet article.

Joke's on you - I'm not wearing any pants at all

I thought you were done? All these mixed messages are making me so confused!

I am just sorry that my feeble attempts couldn't provide you, Derpacleese, with the heady, intellectual sustenance you are accustomed to.

Is that everything, or should I wait here a minute while you edit another top-shelf zinger into your comment?

But all I want is for you to teach me how. WHY DO YOU KEEP PUSHING ME AWAY?

Well thank fuck you've allowed me to think about it. That's all any of us have wanted this whole time, we just didn't know how to ask.

Wow. And I didn't even know my country was becoming a republic!

Don't stop there. Please, tell us more about how the world works.

Yes. We will pay for it by taxing annoying people every time they think they're being clever when they're just being fucking dumb.

I mean, sure, today it's just one less lousy school, but what about the next lousy school down the road, and the one after that, and the one after that? Who the fuck is going to sell false hope to desperate people then, I ask you, WHO?

People can say what they like about someone's right to protest and all that, and look, I'm not saying he can't have an opinion, I all for freedom of speech and that stuff, all I'm saying is that there's a time and a place, and that isn't by causing a DAMN SPECTACLE at the time of respectfuly, somber reflection that is…

It sounds good and I'd like to read it, but I just can't bear to invest myself in this comic series only to receive an issue in 15 years time that has that fuck Michael Graves like this is an okay thing to happen.

"You know, this horrible tragedy brings up a really important point - I really want to tell people I still like guns, Should I just say I still like guns?"

Neurosis, the band better than your favourite band.

Above all else, I think what helps is if the ex-player colour commentator can actually perform the task they were hired for and tell you what's going in a way that might be getting by the audience but is obvious to someone who played the game. There's a rugby commentator in NZ who can be annoying in his tics, if…