OH YEAH?

It has a ceremonial presence with the prerogative exercised on the rare occasion of someone actually going (if unintentionally) for a firstie, but these days annoyance is achieved less by irrelevant firsties and more by irrelevant dubstep and anime videos when that Mohd guy gets lost on the way to 4chan again.

What a Haim is made out of

Well you could be the guy they're with while they think "it's better this way, really it is, but what if…" about their ex. Probably won't do much for the bitterness though.

Nobody who is drunk is a nobody. At the very least, they are a drunk, and nobody ever got drunk by drinking nothing, and by fuck, if drinking isn't something, what is? 

Dan's advice for those in the on-again-off-again relationships is all very well for the people in those relationships, but he of course neglects all the RIVETING and HIGHLY INTERESTING drama all their friends will miss out on if his advice is taken.

Dear Savage Dik

IN THE BUTT

I assure you, look hard enough and you can find terrible pop acts from back then too, although more importantly, no era of terrible pop acts excuses terrible rock acts. And if anything, trying to say something would make any of these terrible acts worse. Shit doesn't smell less because you put a pair of reading…

I am totally behind whoever can cripple Matchbox 20 the most. I'm not talking about winning, just going down as dirty as possible. Extra points for anything that prevents any further Matchbox 20 progeny.

Although they're so bad and so horribly misguided in everything they do that it's kind of amusing in a time-capsule kind of way

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus Well, I know that I don't like their sound at all, which is my primary concern when listening to music, I just don't think there's any great principle to it - one could try and make a case about what this band represents yada yada yada, but that would all be peripheral…

There were many chart acts I did not like as a teenager. Many I just plain don't care about in any musical sense these days, being no more than period signifiers. However, some of the same chart-punk and chart-rock still bugs the fuck out of me in the same way it did all those years ago. I don't know what else to tell…

Is that supposed to make sense to the non-senile or is gibberish just something you've always had an affinity for?

I can't muster much of the old adolescent antipathy that I had back in the day for The Spice Girls or Backstreet Boys, but with these guys, it takes all of hearing about five seconds of any of their songs to go right back to "Man, fuck these guys, and fuck everyone who makes them possible. Fucking shit is what it is,…

Because they're not cranks permanently stuck in the late 70's who think making a semantic argument really makes any difference one way or the other.

Are Monaco any good? I heard they'd been buying, buying hard, in the off-season.

And people were talking about Nonu being done at the start of the season, and he still can't get a Super Rugby contract (as every season, he is supposed to be done after an underwhelming Super Rugby season until he turns it back on for the Tests).

I guess rugby is to New Zealanders as Hockey is to Canadians, if Canadians actually cared about Hockey.

Attention, Putis!, which is mostly a terrible sketch movie affair from a cheap huckster, with a barely audible sound and indifferent use of focus and framing that really makes the worst out of marked down for water damage home video equipment, all of which is more than the script warrants, BUT, it does mark the first…