"masturbation aside—which, let’s face it, can get monotonous"

"And one more thing, son"
"Yeah Dad?"
"Never tell anyone at school. I am not fucking kidding, I don't care how much you trust someone, how much they say you can tell them anything, it will be the worst fucking thing."    

Having just had a quick look at the Beatles Barkers wikipedia page, I'm pretty sure at least one AV Club commenter has a hand in writing it.

ESG - the most CRUCIAL entry on this list. And just CRUCIAL in general.

Hate The Police kind of overshadows the rest of their stuff for me, but still, YES

That's not the point of these complaints though. It's just a stick priveleged people use to beat other priveleged people with over their taste in pop-culture, it just uses the language of social justice to disguise the pissy pettiness and triviality that actually motivates it. 

*synth solo*

By game of the week I meant more the game they showed on tv on the weekend rather than the best. 

Oh yeah, he's the real deal. 

From what I've read, it's basically fire-sale time for everyone who isn't Real Madrid or Barca, so it's good deals on good players for the other big leagues.

And at the bottom right of the page was this -

The last year of the great darkness before salvation was born the next year. Some people are nostalgic for the weirdest shit.

http://upload.wikimedia.org…

It's always open mic night in the comments section. 

Dan, I can't believe I have to say this to you, again, but you commit your foul deeds on your own dime, not ours.

Cleaned the bathroom, watched some SPORT

I thought it was taking a while to come up while I was reading this.

DING DING DING

Good stuff

BUT DEMOCRATS DID IT TOOOOOOO. IT'S NOT FAIIIIIIIIIIIIR