I would Pee on you yelling, "House on fire! House on fire!"

Lance Bass as fluffer.

I just assumed it was the pre-teen reaction of hating everything that your parents want you to do.  If she wants to be Punk Rock about it, she should go to Idaho State University, get a job with the Department of Labor, and become a Republican.  That'll show 'em…

Cockroach from the Cosby show or GTFO

with my pants?

with my pants?

I'm not much of a hero.  Nor am I 98% fat free…

I'm not much of a hero.  Nor am I 98% fat free…

Unfortunately, it will consist entirely of scenes of pantsless dwarves.

Unfortunately, it will consist entirely of scenes of pantsless dwarves.

Well, technically torture is not illegal if you transport the person to outer space first, and then torture him there.  Oh, my bad.  I should have said Spoiler Alert…

Well, technically torture is not illegal if you transport the person to outer space first, and then torture him there.  Oh, my bad.  I should have said Spoiler Alert…

Serious question.  Do they explain everything at the beginning, or should I watch Zero Dark 1-29 before I see this one???

Serious question.  Do they explain everything at the beginning, or should I watch Zero Dark 1-29 before I see this one???

Save it for Sundance 2013…

Save it for Sundance 2013…

It's a question, shrouded with an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, stuffed with Cajun-style dressing…

It's a question, shrouded with an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, stuffed with Cajun-style dressing…

I hope the movie ends with the CIA agents and Seal Team 6 walking the red carpet at the Oscars and later accepting an MTV movie award for "Most Kick-Ass scene"….

I hope the movie ends with the CIA agents and Seal Team 6 walking the red carpet at the Oscars and later accepting an MTV movie award for "Most Kick-Ass scene"….