Can't trust the government?  What a bunch of hippies…

Can't trust the government?  What a bunch of hippies…

Could the Narrator be Lefty speaking in third person?  That was always my point of view.  He's telling his story to a younger person in danger of following in his footsteps, and ending up a tired, broken, lonely old man…

Could the Narrator be Lefty speaking in third person?  That was always my point of view.  He's telling his story to a younger person in danger of following in his footsteps, and ending up a tired, broken, lonely old man…

FUBU

FUBU

Or it could be played by the entire US Army 1st Armored Division.

Or it could be played by the entire US Army 1st Armored Division.

The worst are college football bowl games.  They used to be reasonably named, like the Sun Bowl, and the Peach Bowl.  Then we got add-on corporate names like the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl and the Nokia Sugar Bowl.  Then they started just using the big name sponser's name, like the Chik-Fil-A bowl.  Now you get crap like…

The worst are college football bowl games.  They used to be reasonably named, like the Sun Bowl, and the Peach Bowl.  Then we got add-on corporate names like the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl and the Nokia Sugar Bowl.  Then they started just using the big name sponser's name, like the Chik-Fil-A bowl.  Now you get crap like…

I feel so used…

I feel so used…

Glendale, Arizona has something called The Jobing.com Arena.

Glendale, Arizona has something called The Jobing.com Arena.

It's gonna be like "The Wire", but instead of being in Baltimore it's in…wait, It'll be in Baltimore too, but it'll have this black guy named Shorty who's cool but dangerous and the ladies are all over him…

It's gonna be like "The Wire", but instead of being in Baltimore it's in…wait, It'll be in Baltimore too, but it'll have this black guy named Shorty who's cool but dangerous and the ladies are all over him…

The fact that he had an awesome name in the original Japanese version, Vodka Drunkenski, makes him one of the best NES characters ever.

The fact that he had an awesome name in the original Japanese version, Vodka Drunkenski, makes him one of the best NES characters ever.

Milk Box Hero sat in his underwear reading @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  comments until he was escorted from the public library.

Milk Box Hero sat in his underwear reading @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  comments until he was escorted from the public library.