I always assumed those fucking trolls they hired to work the night shift were already an homage to Tolkien…

I always assumed those fucking trolls they hired to work the night shift were already an homage to Tolkien…

And her hair looks so stupid, right?

And her hair looks so stupid, right?

"Let's get front row tickets when her tour comes to Vicksburg." - Dad

"Let's get front row tickets when her tour comes to Vicksburg." - Dad

hot pants.  "Spinning Around".  that is all.

hot pants.  "Spinning Around".  that is all.

She's Miracle Whip.  A little tangy and sweet, but still basically just plain mayonnaise…

She's Miracle Whip.  A little tangy and sweet, but still basically just plain mayonnaise…

No, she's just announcing her political ties…Soviet style Communism.

No, she's just announcing her political ties…Soviet style Communism.

That being said, I would much rather have these aforementioned young girls scribbling in their diaries rather than anouncing to the world with a catchy tune that I do, in fact, have herpes…

That being said, I would much rather have these aforementioned young girls scribbling in their diaries rather than anouncing to the world with a catchy tune that I do, in fact, have herpes…

I always get these two confused.  Is he the jackass or asshole?

I always get these two confused.  Is he the jackass or asshole?

They can skip college, but they aren't eligible to play in the NBA.  To play in the NBA a player must be at least 19 AND one year removed from high school.  An "international player" only has to be 19.  He has no school requirements.

They can skip college, but they aren't eligible to play in the NBA.  To play in the NBA a player must be at least 19 AND one year removed from high school.  An "international player" only has to be 19.  He has no school requirements.

Sonny Vaccarro is part sleaze, part genius, part reflection of a broken system.  Taylor Branch did an article in The Atlantic about college sports and starts with an anecdote about Vaccarro.  It has to be read to be believed—

Sonny Vaccarro is part sleaze, part genius, part reflection of a broken system.  Taylor Branch did an article in The Atlantic about college sports and starts with an anecdote about Vaccarro.  It has to be read to be believed—