I heard Emile Hirsch was rejected because he was just too damn short to be believable by audiences…

I heard Emile Hirsch was rejected because he was just too damn short to be believable by audiences…

I prefer Mogs to Mants, or maybe it's just me…

I prefer Mogs to Mants, or maybe it's just me…

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again, O'Neal's snark has failed to impress the Swedish Academy…

Once again, O'Neal's snark has failed to impress the Swedish Academy…

Yeah, that's what I tell my girlfriend the white stuff I put on her face is.  "Love"…

Yeah, that's what I tell my girlfriend the white stuff I put on her face is.  "Love"…

Does it say "Fart" on her face?  Maybe Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind can clarify this…

Does it say "Fart" on her face?  Maybe Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind can clarify this…

O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
That I am meek and gentle with these Firsters!

O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
That I am meek and gentle with these Firsters!

Movie tag line:"What happens when you take the most evil scientists hell bent on world domination, give them a lab to make the world's most ghastly creation, and sign up the creation to ride in the Tour de France against a dinosaur?  You get "Jurassic Park IV: Lance Armstrong vs some dinosaur in spandex"

Movie tag line:"What happens when you take the most evil scientists hell bent on world domination, give them a lab to make the world's most ghastly creation, and sign up the creation to ride in the Tour de France against a dinosaur?  You get "Jurassic Park IV: Lance Armstrong vs some dinosaur in spandex"

I'm getting more of "SMB the movie" vibe

I'm getting more of "SMB the movie" vibe

Because in the first draft of the script, they make the dinosaur/human hybrid in order to compete in the worlds most grueling race…The Tour de France.  It's kinda part of the uniform if you're going to compete in it.  Otherwise, he would just look stupid standing there sans riding shorts…

Because in the first draft of the script, they make the dinosaur/human hybrid in order to compete in the worlds most grueling race…The Tour de France.  It's kinda part of the uniform if you're going to compete in it.  Otherwise, he would just look stupid standing there sans riding shorts…