Are you sure it's jawa semen?  It just tastes like straight up, run-of-the-mill, dog jizz to me…

The first y is silent.  You only pronounce the 2nd and 3rd one…

The first y is silent.  You only pronounce the 2nd and 3rd one…

Man, Itchy, Lumpy, and Malla are going to be so excited!  I hope it opens before next Life Day!!!

Man, Itchy, Lumpy, and Malla are going to be so excited!  I hope it opens before next Life Day!!!

Everytime I go to Toys R Us to buy gifts, I get so pissed off at how rediculously overpriced Star Wars Legos are.  The Millineum Falcon Lego set is 140 fuckin' bucks!!!  It's probably 3 bucks worth of molded plastic.  No gold plating, no rare endangered species blood, no handpainting by 8 year old Asian sweatshop…

Everytime I go to Toys R Us to buy gifts, I get so pissed off at how rediculously overpriced Star Wars Legos are.  The Millineum Falcon Lego set is 140 fuckin' bucks!!!  It's probably 3 bucks worth of molded plastic.  No gold plating, no rare endangered species blood, no handpainting by 8 year old Asian sweatshop…

My middle name is Nate, but my first dog was named Hotshot

YESSSSSS!!!!!  I've been waitning for the gritty reboot of "Weekend at Bernie's"

YESSSSSS!!!!!  I've been waitning for the gritty reboot of "Weekend at Bernie's"

P/11:  We shall never forget…the ghosts

P/11:  We shall never forget…the ghosts

Strippers seem to like "Fire Woman".  And if it's okay with strippers, it's okay with me…

Strippers seem to like "Fire Woman".  And if it's okay with strippers, it's okay with me…

not enough titties…

not enough titties…

I already learned everything I need to know about The Aztecs by watching Nickelodeon's "Legend of the Hidden Temple".  Oh wait, they were Mayans. Whatever…

I already learned everything I need to know about The Aztecs by watching Nickelodeon's "Legend of the Hidden Temple".  Oh wait, they were Mayans. Whatever…

okay, Sir Osis, I'll take…ummm… "Burning Dog Poo and the Human Response" for 200…

okay, Sir Osis, I'll take…ummm… "Burning Dog Poo and the Human Response" for 200…