best one was "Leaping Lanny Poffo" the Wrestler known as the Genius, only because I saw him once rhyme Pennsylvania with Wrestlemania.  Bravo….

ventricular huge-dickular

For my money, it doesn't get better than that IHOP between South Bend and Indiannapolis.  My money is usually about $4.75.

12 types of pants AND 12 days of Christmas…coincidence???

The ones that the hipsters well and 11 others that don't really matter

…so I tell my girlfriend, "gee your pussy's big, gee your pussy's big." She said, "Why did you say it twice?"  I said, "I didn't."

I'd rather see a 1/20th version of Dawes play in Amsterdam TODAY!!!

…so the doctor says, "For your physical, were going to have to do some lab work.  We're going to do a urinalysis, take some blood, perform a fecal culture, and were going to test your sperm for motility."

Do I have to take a urinalysis?

If I stop in Amsterdam for 14 hours, I sure as hell hope nobody is recording what I do there.  And if you do, please don't put it on itunes…

I come up with band names from phrases I get from comments on here.  Best band names from this article are:

Liberty Walk?  Is that anything like a walk of shame???

Was he named by Dr. Evil's father?  Does that make them brother's?

The Cleveland Cavaliers???

***crotches***

I thought it was Franz Ferdinand and his catchy rock tunes that the girls love, as well as his retro-modern skinny jeans…

So, are ya'll getting the statue or what???

So I can only assume that the guy on my Biology book is Serbian film sensation Srđan Todorović right?

My favorite fake disease has always been Irratable Bowel Syndrome.

When I make a big pile of steaming crap, I usually call everyone in the house to come and look at what has been left in the toilet.  The sense of self-worth one achieves while watching people cower in shame to what has been evacuted from your bowels is intoxicating.  I know how this man feels…