Ghosts crowd his fragile, eggshell mind.

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Mon Dieu. Zit is called a Spatule, monsieur.

Get 'er done.

There's more kinds of sex harassment than George Washington Carver did with the peanut. Sheee-it, just calling it sexual har-ASS-ment is a crime right there. Get 'er done.

Alinksy was a cornflake girl.

if so, single girls are waiting for you. Dial 1-900-HOT-GIRLS.

There is a portion of people that weren't blessed with wealth or talent and therefore try to get ahead any way they can, including bringing up charges that they hope will be settled.

Hips not moving when they dance (one and two and one and two).

My advice is whenever people feel outraged they need to drop and give us 10 push-ups.

It's a metaphor.

Straight hair, little butts…

I'm defending Casey Affleck by not giving a shit.

In other news, Apple sues the estate of the late Julius Caesar.

Is this gonna be on the test?

Baby I've got blood in my eyes for you.

Might have been an homage to The Beatles.

Dude, you're blowing my mind!

He's fine. Doug has some kind of lazy eye problem, so he looks really messed up all the time.

Why can't we live in a world where crazy people can say crazy things?