I WOULD LOVE A FIRE WALK WITH ME SEQUEL. BEEN BEHIND A DESK TOO LONG! NEED SOME SUNSHINE, A LITTLE FIELD WORK!

I REMEMBER THAT, HAND. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, IT WAS A DAMN SHAME. I THOUGHT THE WRITE-UP WAS GREAT. COMMENTS JUST TURNED INTO BULLYING. REAL BELOW THE BELT STUFF. I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY A SHOW WOULD MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE! YOU PUT YOURSELF IN IT AND THE STOMACH JUST CHURNS!

ZACK, WAS THAT THE BETTER LATE THAN NEVER ENTRY? I SURE DO REMEMBER FOLKS GETTING BOTHERED BY THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE UNABLE TO STOMACH A TV SHOW!

WHAT'S THAT? WHAT? COLE! IT'S GORDON COLE! THIS SHOW IS JUST FANTASTIC, I SAID. A REAL CATCH. IT MANAGES TO CATCH THE TERRIFYING DOLDRUMS THAT COME WITH A DESK JOB—THAT INABILITY TO ESCAPE! IT'S A SHAME THE GROUP RARELY EVER SEEMED TO RELAX, THOUGH! EVEN JUST STOPPING TO PICK A DAISY CAN MAKE THE DAY MORE DURABLE!

"WITHOUT FEELING PERSONALLY INSULTED"
SO CAN I NOT FEEL INSULTED THAT THERE'S NO PLOT? SOMETIMES I ENJOY A REASON FOR WANTING THINGS TO EXPLODE! PROBABLY WON'T SEE IT, THOUGH. THESE THINGS ALWAYS AFFECT THE OLD EARS.

'THE LESS THAT'S SHOWN, THE SCARIER THE UNKNOWN' I ALWAYS SAY!

NO, SHE WAS BLOWN UP, ON_2. BLOWN UP! AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S BETTER TO GO OUT IN A FLASH AND SOME SMOKE THEN SPEND YOUR YEARS WITH BILLY ZANE.

I'M A-OK, COOP. THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW'S ANNIE?

SOMEBODY HELP ME!
THE GOOD COLE IS IN THE LODGE, AND I CAN'T LEAVE! WRITE IT IN YOUR DIARY!

I HAVE
A VAGUE IDEA CONCERNING WHO SHOULD DIRECT THIS THAT I THINK WOULD JUST REALLY BE ABLE TO SELL IT:

WAIT WAIT WAIT
SO PLANET OF THE APES IS NOW JUST A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK MOVIE? AND IF ONE OF THESE APES TURNS OUT TO BE "GOOD" AND GO AGAINST ALL THE OTHER GOSH DARNED EVIL APES WELL I'LL JUST GIVE UP CHERRY PIE FOR A WEEK!

MOVIES
SEAN I THINK YOU'RE DOING A BANG UP JOB HERE, AND AS LONG AS YOU KEEP DOING THE WRITE UPS FOR THE TRAILERS THEN I'LL SURE BE READING THEM OVER THERE IN THIS COMING SATISFACTION AREA. AS LONG AS THE BUREAU LETS THE OL COMPUTER GET ON SUCH A SITE, THAT IS.

THE HAND SPEAKS! THE HAND OF A GOVERNMENT MAN!

I REALLY
WISH ZACH WOULD WRITE SOME NEW STAND UP MATERIAL. MAYBE DO A NEW SPECIAL AND STRETCH OUT THE OL' FUNNY BONE.

HOLY SMOKES!

MONKEY MUSICAL
BY DAMON ALBARN WAS PRETTY ENTERTAINING! MAYBE I'LL GET AROUND TO THESE! ALSO REALLY LIKED THE OLYMPIC SPOTS THEY DID!

MOLD CAN BE A REAL PROBLEM! NOT SURE WHY THEY WOULD PUT THAT ON THE OSCARS THOUGH!

PETE AND PETE
IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SURREAL TV SHOWS EVER! CAN'T GET ENOUGH!

VIDEOGUM
ANY ONES ELSE EVER HEAD OVER THAT WAY? I OFTEN FIND THE JOKES REALLY GOOD BUT INEVITABLY FEEL PRETTY TERRIBLE ABOUT BEING WHITE! OH WELL.

WHAT ARE THESE WORLD REMIXES?