I was once signed to a label up in Washington state called Chainsaw Records…you probably never heard of it.

sex

Or at the very least, ejaculating shards of glass.

I hate her band photo.

Has something to say…about his horrific plastic surgery?

I got my period part way through reading this pointless article.

Pearl Jam sucks, and not in the way that Primus sucks.

gross?

Wes Anderson?  Dude's never even had a girlfriend.

Billy West once struck me.

I'm pretty sure that Mel Blanc was the greatest American of all-time.

"Scanners" is so awesome.

I love me some carol.

SORRY I'M LATE

Funny that you chose "Mouchette".  Most Bresson films usually feature a depressed protagonist who becomes increasingly more depressed as the film wears on.

Most of those books haven't been discredited yet.

Carrie White freaked out on the day she became a woman.

He always acts like that, though.

John Lennon is my favorite member of The Beatles.

You're fired!