No love for Private Pyle and his major malfunction?

What if they called this The Walking Hipster?  And you had to like avoid Hipsters running toward Cassette Store Day, and other obscure, window dressing, cutesy-poo Pop Culture weirdness.  Or something.

The h-word.

In the den?  May god have mercy on us all.

This is slightly unrelated, but is Wes Anderson a virgin?

I love The Simpsons, but am angered by Judd Apatow's beard, as well as his horrific short-lived career as a stand-up comic.

squirrelgasm.

Welcome to the house of fun, now you've come of age…

It seems pretty accurate, though.  I mean, have you seen "Two and a Half Men?"

meh.

worst movie ever?

Ah, it is that boring actor.

Frances Conroy and Piper Laurie are both gorgeous women.

lame pop culture era

i'll show em comma i'll show em all period

gnr or get the roses out, bra.

The Lone Ranger?  I, uh,…oh, dear me!  My medication! *passes out*

Yeah, you couldn't pay me enough to listen to this bosh.

Punk Rock changed my life, if anyone cares?

except actual programming from the 1950s or earlier?