I'm too out-of-date in the world of Pop Culture to understand what any of this means…

It's true!  It's true!  They are so lame!

I want to eat out  Frances Conroy's eye.

I have a crush on Kristen Schaal.

No.  Well, I don't know…whatever.

Only sailors use condoms.

Whatever, Yoda better be a puppet…or…muppet…anyway, somebody's hand better be up his green little ass.

Beck, where is the wife of David Mascara?

Word?

He's actually getting shorter…

But Andy ended up sounding like Elvis…

Lorne Michaels is also a hetero-phobic freak.

How can you replace Fred Armisen!?!?  He was Riley, for Christ sake!

I saw Vietnam on a map once…uh…am I Asian, too?

Or lesbian Asian women who only vote republican, but yet, still feel strongly on the issue of women getting the right to vote.

It is that long flowing hair, homie.

In the time of Chimpanzees Beck Bennett was a Monkey, butane in his veins and he's out to cut the junky with the plastic eye balls, spray-paint the vegetables, dog food skulls wearing beefcake pantyhose…

This church is like so broad, and I am like so not joking.

Orange is like so totally the new black, and I am like so not joking.

I got an Aziz Ansari notification for this?