Kurt Vonnegut on why he hates Joyce Carol Oates.

When Drew Barrymore dies, a bunch of skittles candies are gonna fall out, they are!

I only remember her covered in poison ivy.

Good lord, she's reverted back to childhood or rather, never left…

Correction, he is a bearded douche and a pseudo-intellectual worthy of Paul F. Thompkins.

Good news!  I couldn't stand Portman in that Milos Foreman joint.

Are you accusing me of murder, sir?

This band isn't cool anymore.

This will probably make even less money than "The Master".

*adjusts tie*

Was the lovely Kristen Schaal unavailable?

Bogusflow?

With the Flowers of Romance, to be precise!

Bob makes a lot of tacos, but nobody wants to eat them.

This gentleman's acting prowess always challenges my masculine expectations.

One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.Two, whenever Poochie's not onscreen, all the other characters shouldbe asking "Where's Mummer"?

I own all these albums on cassette tape (yes, I'm a Punk Rocker).

Is this an episode of "Mad Men"?

first.

1983: A Merman I should turn to be.  *puffs blunt*