Saw and enjoyed 'The Wolverine' far more than most of my friends. They're still diddling themselves over the falling skyscraper porn of 'Man Of Steel', so what do they know. Nothing, that's what. I found it to be a very enjoyable piece of Japanese film noir lite with some fun bits of comic book silliness splashed all…

You're complaining about one cheesy line, but you want to put CGI muscles on someone?

Your mom is only half a joke.

If this joyless punchfest brings about the poorly-rendered apocalyptic world of 'I Am Legend', well, I guess I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest. What do you think the over/under is on how many shades of black they'll use in this 'movie'?

As much as I adore Breaking Bad, I will not be watching this. I caught an episode of his Nerdist TV show on the BBC, and it was so irritating. 40 minutes of in-jokes and half-baked sketch comedy from fashionably bearded deadweights Matt Mira and Jonah Ray. One of the guests was female, so of course we got five minutes…

The fuck is Tedeschi's?

I think the one of him exploding in the street in the middle of the Boston Marathon and killing all those people is pretty unflattering.

Kinda like how everyone insists that the token kid who dies before graduation was such a great guy when he was actually a raging asshole who beat up two of your friends. Ah, high school.

"I won't buy drugs with this money, I swear"

Those guys went to my high school and graduated a few years before I did. Which of course led to mean that everyone claimed to be friends with the band and of COURSE they had known all the dead people too, even if they had never actually met them. I wanted to be cool at the time (as high schoolers do), so I listened…

They provided some half-assed exception, but I didn't really care too much. The script was not that movie's strongest point.

I enjoyed Pacific Smashy-Smash just fine, but holy FUCK was there some terrible acting. Lead Blonde Man was clearly cast for no other reason besides having a voice that would sound cool in the trailers. The wooden replica of a pretty Asian lady was nice to look at. I hope Idris Elba is buying himself a nice boat right…

Yyyyyeah, I'm pretty sure that's the gag they were going for. Your glasses have no lenses in them.

@avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus You know damn well you don't have any friends.

Exactly. I guess I just don't enjoy squinting and typing with the tip of my pinky as much as they thought I would.

@avclub-501c54d131c3b93043a744af0c259c58:disqus Right, but how many documentaries on dolphins do we need?

Are you sure he's not dead? He seemed like he was when I left.

You seem a harmless little fuck.

WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE, STACKER?!

@Professor_Cuntburglar:disqus No one's saying you're obligated. If you weren't sold on it, you weren't sold on it. I know plenty of people who were definitely enthusiastic about seeing it and were satisfied afterward.