That would be one boring-ass movie.

Should I even ask for titles of the gay Paranormal Activity?

Paranormal Activity: Bounce House

Paranormal Activity: Culo En Fuego

That's the date-raping frat bro version title.

As usual, Kirk wins.

Shut up, Simba.

What about that owl turd you coughed up that one time? That wasn't very funny.

TITLES PLEASE

Also, the fun, original characterization of Cobra Commander by Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been replaced by some dink with a Toys R Us voice changer. The costume itself is pretty cool and true to the comics/cartoons, but the voice is just stupid.

Thank you!

Thanks!

Thank you!

Being Elmo is fantastic. If you're not bawling like a bitch by the time the Henson scenes roll around, you're more machine than man. Great stuff.

Started my weekend off early with a secret preview screening of 'GI Joe: Retaliation'. Rumor had it that it was going to be 'The Avengers', so I waited 2+ hours in line with a whole lotta stupid fucking teenagers for next to no reason. This 'movie' was fucking terrible. Starts off fairly decent with a cool-ish escape…

Yes.

Christ, no wonder. Shit in, shit out.

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Because I revel in humiliating those who cannot and will not adapt.