it was just an attempt at a seinfeld reference. i'm not questioning your vocab intelligence.

anathema? how long ya been waiting to bust that one out?

the greatest gift you can give a child is the horror of your facebook feed.

that second paragraph is the best description i've ever heard of social media. same boat, best friend is gone so i've been on a more-or-less boycott of fb. post by post, i either don't care one bit or it's clearly "hey guys, post #6 today about how much better my life is than yours! we're so blessed! check out my…

wait, what? morbid curiosity…

jesus, how have i never seen that before? they're practically identical in the face

not my favorite ep of the middle, but brick's "who am i to throw stones?" at darren was fantastic. i'm still having a problem with the devin levin character… i absolutely believe that axl would be into a girl like that, but the actress playing her just doesn't seem comfortable in the role and it's becoming more…

this guy… this guy gets it.

i was gifted a broken knee by some random fat asshole at a show, but i had never broken anything so was insistent upon it just being extremely painful… i also didn't want to go to an er in trenton. left, went drinking in a different town and got piggy backs around the bar… was only when i went home and my knee was…

EARWORM!! GAH!!

don't hate yourself. only you have the right kind of love, on the right kind of night…
i'm so sorry.

handiman or gtfo

"Anna Kendrick and Jeremy Jordan star…"

show some class, and act like ya been here before…

"…and dogs instinctually disobey him."
first giggle of the day, thanks

sounds exhausting!

don't be fatuous, JoeBloggs.

ah, understood, thank you for the info. not sure if it'd be the right route for me, but aging is a bitch, minds change, and options must be kept open. (and just for context, the spot wasn't abuse or child related, just dumb assholery paired with horrible luck. this has been "defending yourself to well-meaning internet…

are they maybe going for a mish-mash of the decade, a la the goldbergs? because if not, and this is really supposed to be 1995, that wu-tang forever shirt probably didn't exist, as the album didn't come out until '97.

daaaamn! i won't unsee this side of him now, and i'm ok with that