The one thing that guy did right was make his kids wear masks.  Not because the one up there is weird lookin', but so they would have a chance at a normal life.

Scrotation Marks. Also, personal favorite former Mouserat name: Department of Homeland Obscurity.

@avclub-1982161d0fe636d1caabd47a2ac23e12:disqus I saw Van Helsing with my then-10 year old brother.  Seeing it with a fifth grader helped me stay in the right frame of mind, and it was an inoffensive little movie. 

@Chico_McDirk:disqus The poster or the puppet?

Oh yeah! I kinda wondered what happened to that guy (in the context of this show).  His sub plot really was terrible.

My thoughts exactly.

Giggity!

On Whore Island, no doubt.

Walking Eye!

He looks a bit like Dwight up there.

Me neither, so I really can't imagine how.

Im generally not a TV person either, but 30 Rock is/was great.

Maryann's Dildos?

Liked for "Snooptimus."

It means he gets results, you stupid chief!

In what order?

@avclub-02c1dd6ad234773aeffd7f7067784d58:disqus Oh, I thought it was just a Mac thing, I havent used those extensively in a while.  Whether he is a computer hipster or just behind the times, either way its weirdly specific and funny.

That'll learn 'em!

I want a Quicktime of my minty-fresh entrance posted on my homepage by tomorrow!

I would probably say
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and I havent watched more recent seasons enough to make a judgement call, I just know that they recovered from their slump.