I just knew he wouldn't have made a rookie mistake like that!

I just knew he wouldn't have made a rookie mistake like that!

Thanks, my mom "borrowed" the book Ive been reading, and I need something to fill the void.

Thanks, my mom "borrowed" the book Ive been reading, and I need something to fill the void.

He is academically gifted, but socially retarded, thats what makes him interesting to listen to.

He is academically gifted, but socially retarded, thats what makes him interesting to listen to.

Yes! Now there is a fat guy with the acting chops to pull this off.

Yes! Now there is a fat guy with the acting chops to pull this off.

Ugh, Hemingway can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

Ugh, Hemingway can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

Its categorized as very Southern, but Ive never lived there or even been there and I love this book.  I dont really even know what would be gothic about it, its more "hilarious."

Its categorized as very Southern, but Ive never lived there or even been there and I love this book.  I dont really even know what would be gothic about it, its more "hilarious."

Good role models aren't entertaining, so I love Ignatius.

Good role models aren't entertaining, so I love Ignatius.

They can't, they're too delusional.

They can't, they're too delusional.

Even as a kid, the hamfisted portrayal of Robin Williams as some sort of stereotypical soulless suit bugged me.  I get that thats sort of the point, but still.

Even as a kid, the hamfisted portrayal of Robin Williams as some sort of stereotypical soulless suit bugged me.  I get that thats sort of the point, but still.

Beth! Bear mace that guy!

Beth! Bear mace that guy!