Unsuccessful Gimmicks for Jesus.

I never thought she looked all that great to begin with.  Something about cold, unyielding metal is a turnoff.

Any time I mention Batman (it happens, we're nerds) my girlfriend helpfully reminds me that Batman is a scientist.

Yeah, why DOES his hair look so weird?

Oh my god, awesome.  Valentine's Day was such a disaster, I've been genuinely looking forward to this movie.

Fastidious?

Freakin' TV people, always turning down sex.  Who does that?

Ah, see, I work the second shift, so its merely mid-afternoon to me.

Jason Segel is a "boy"?  Ever since I read the part in Angela's Ashes where McCourt points out that no one ever grows old or dies in America (they pass on, pass over, pass away) this kinda thing has bugged the crap out of me.

Don't forget those dangerous/delicious animals.

Peterman was always a bit Imperial, tying him to that story makes perfect sense.

….for now.

Y'know, Robuttnik, they call him Dr. Eggman now, and I think that's just sad.  It doesnt sound the least bit intimidating, and has none of that soviet, Bond villain flair the old name had.  Way to preserve the flame …in a butt joke.

Reality shows tend to have more than one "season" per calendar year, not to mention spinoffs, and "best of previous cast" seasons.  Ugh, how do I know so much about something I care for so little.

This is what happens, Larry!

Yes! I'm in.  TEAM SCOTCH!

Yeah, you're right.  I guess I just didnt want to admit this kinda music may not be as polarizing as my black heart finds it, and that opinions could be swayed.

Nice.

Can we wage bitter war on bourbon? I can't abide that stuff.

At least no one called it a "record."