Hey, I'm nice and lots of people want me. Just thought I'd throw that out there. You know, sort of like to rub it in, since it sounds like you've been recently and repeatedly spurned (at least that's the only reason I can think of for having your level of disdain for kindness and being true to yourself — two qualities…

For Our Consideration

Yo he's podcasting.

I can't watch the video at work, but is it possible that the whole thing's an elaborate joke?

So based on that first sentence, am I to take it that people didn't find Human Centipede endlessly and absurdly erotic?

Sunk cost, am I right? (That's one of the only things I even vaguely retained from Intro to Economics because it gives me an excuse to give up on things.)

At the risk of sounding like a dick, re: the Castle of Otranto book, uh, like, why? Are you really into 18th century literature or gothic romances?

The Mysteries of Pittsburgh and Kavalier and Clay are actually the only Chabon novels I've read, but I wasn't crazy about Mysteries, and Kavalier and Clay went on a little too long for my tastes. Knowing these concerning facts about me, would you still recommend Wonder Boys? How does it compare to the those other two?

Most of my friends don't differentiate between "caught" and "cot." They also pronounce the names "Erin" and "Aaron" as though they're the same name.

@avclub-9cd818ea56273170b63f339aa6f34bca:disqus Sometimes I just say "Mhm" and nod, which maybe is rude?, but then I don't have to open my mouth, even.

Book Thread

That's all well and good, but I'd personally prefer a back-to-basics reboot where it's simply one man with his mouth affixed firmly to his very own anus. And that one man will be Tom Six. It'll be, like, a commentary.

All I have to say about the article is that, like any other upcoming release by someone whose previous work I admire, I'm excited about the new season and remain reasonably optimistic.

It's so weird, I generally think of the AV Club commenters as very insightful, funny, reasonable, and progressive, so it's surprising when all that (mostly) goes out the window whenever a Girls article shows up.

The discussion of prostitution is all pretty interesting, but I think you guys are moving away from what she actually said, which was that "Hustler is a company that markets and monetizes a male's idea of female sexuality."

Man, I'm in the same shitty boat. As a wise man once said, "Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know."

If you stare at this long enough it starts looking like happy cows where the smile of one cow is the horns of the next cow.

My friends and I always come up with shitty band names, one of which was Blind Melon Jefferson, which was a shitty play on Blind Lemon Jefferson. Then I added Airplane to make it even shittier. So now it just looks like I'm a fan of both Blind Melon and Jefferson Airplane, which I'm not, particularly.

I love how Satan's warehouses are "PACKED with low-grade condoms."

Slattery-directed episodes of Mad Men consistently impress me, so I'm pretty excited to see what he can do with a feature film, especially with that cast.