Supposedly Hoskins didn't even know it was based on a video game until he was in the middle of shooting it. His kid told him.

"I hope that was an empty bottle, Eddie. You can't afford to waste good liquor. Not on a PI's salary."

Correct!

Like the Professor once said, there's no pearly gate waiting for the X-Men in Heaven, just a revolving door.

"Now one of them is getting a new reality show. [Chung CHUNG.]"

I wonder if they sent Obama a screener and he secretly watches it in the oval office and yells "Fuck yeah!"

That was on the 'might be nice' list.

The only thing that doesn't make sense is that the kid isn't green.

"Calm down Buck Rogers, it's just a divers watch!"

What of the What What?

In the end he loses the magic competition and dies on the way back to his home planet.

So he's proactive?

"Bashir becomes a Highlander in “The Quickening”"

Jeff Dunham, in the role that he was born to play!

Jeff Dunham, in the role that he was born to play!

A seamonster…ATE MY ICE CREAM!

It must be hard to act through a quarter-inch of play-dough.

Your title's so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.

Joss Whedon, 2002.

Joss Whedon, 2002.