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Aztec Android
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What, no love for 'You Wrote it, You Watch it'?

"The windshield wiper from the car from Knight Rider"

I'm going to go home tonight and watch Wrath of Khan and cry a little. RIP Spock.

The Bourne Obesity

I don't know, Pete Holmes makes a pretty good Batman.

Veruca Salt didn't get turned into a blueberry, Violet did. Just sayin'.

Aztec Android aka

"The goggles! They do nothing!"

To quote Patton Oswalt, "I don't care about where the stuff I love comes from, I just love the stuff that I love! Oh, you like Angelina Jolie, here's a picture of Jon Voight's balls."

There is that deleted scene where he uses that long finger to give Elliot an anal probe.

As someone who watches Ghost Adventures ironically, I loved Grave Encounters. I thought it was a great send up of those shows and a good horror movie to boot. The sequel was pretty good too, very original idea I thought.

I remember as a kid wanting to watch this movie even though I knew it made me sad and made me cry, especially the blue bird scene, and not understanding that feeling. I was a moody little tyke.

I'm sure that happened in the Mirror Universe at some point. Everyone was gay in the Mirror Universe.

Space Truckers, wow. I was half sure that I had imagined that movie. Guess not.

Oh my god, I haven't thought about that song in so long. That used to make me cry like a baby. And that scene from "Follow That Bird" where they paint Big Bird blue and he sings that song, OH MY GOD! I think Sesame Street has made me the emotional wreck that I am today.

I work tech support, and every time someone gives me their email address and it ends in aol.com, I know I am in for at least 30 minutes of living hell.

After the events of the first movie, Sid realizes that all toys are alive. He befriends the lost and broken toys of the world, identifying with them as a misfit himself, he becomes a garbage man to rescue thrown away toys. He then raises an army of toys to take revenge on the world that cast them aside. Bloody

No, it's Renee Zellweger

And what does God need with a starship?

Starring Dick Cheney as No Heart! It's the role that he was born to play.