Hey, I resemble that remark.

Hey, I resemble that remark.

"I already narrate around the clock!"

"I already narrate around the clock!"

Men, you're lucky men. Soon, you'll all be fighting for your planet. many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.

I'll give Bender's Game some love, I thought it was pretty good. But I think Bender's Big Score was the best.

"If only certain other actors quit while they were ahead."

Maybe it's time for a gritty reboot of "Good Burger".

So, this sounds like Hellboy meets Wild Wild West. Which on paper sounds like an awesome concept, but the ever elusive F….I don't know, I might have to see this just for the absurdity of it.

It would be like that Richard Gere/Lou Gosset Jr. fight in "An Officer and a Gentlemen". Just when you think Riker is winning, Picard punches him straight in the nuts.

I think he smiled when he RELEASED THE KRACKEN!

Picard: "Data, what kind of cake is this?"
Data: "It is a cellular peptide cake."
Worf: (mouth full) "With mint frosting."

Great, now I have to throw away my brown shoes because I have no idea what color socks to where with them.

It does bring up an interesting point, why do they continue to use the holodeck when it continues to try to kill them? If everytime my computer bluescreened, a little troll crawled out and tried to kill me, I think I would turn it off. And Bill Gates would receive a very strongly worded letter.

Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.

This movie touched my butthole. That made me thirst for knowledge.

Chicanery
Caterwaul
Poltergeist

I just saw the Leah Brahms one the other night and I was thinking the same thing, way creepier than I remembered it. And doesn't Geordi have an entire engineering staff, why is he always working on these big save-the-ship type problems alone?

I have difficulty choosing a wine in the morning. Sometimes I just smoke a bowl of Fruit Loops and go back to bed.

Ellen is good when she's off the cuff, like the "in that case I'm not impressed line", but when she tries to shoehorn in a joke that she clearly wrote earlier, it's bad. Like 'Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football' bad.