"Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!"

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest thing ever.

"But Joe Simpson doesn't get ridiculed"
Since when?

"The cast here looks pretty good"
Steve Zahn.
Justin "Mac Guy" Long.
Jonah Hill.
Harry Hamlin.
Sandler Entourage members Allen Covert and Peter Dante.

I'm cashing you out, Bob
I think Clarence Boddicker needs to pay a visit to the homes of Sloan and Parent.

Bunk, McNulty, and the talking pie all traveled back in time to a magical island called 'Hamsterdam,' renowned for its lax drug laws.

Adama: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Mr. Tyrol?
Tyrol: Sir, no sir!
Adama: And why not, Mr. Tyrol?
Tyrol: Sir! Because I'm too heavy, sir!

Fourth.

Yes, please do step aside, fat cat. I'm embarrassed enough about this without you drawing attention to…

Maybe he shouldn't have bet on….
*scans the countless "always bet on black" one-liners earlier in thread, then backs sheepishly out of the room*

Hurry up! I'm losing wood.

Ben Stein
Worse than Hitler.

What are you, the word police?
Preceded by her hilarious manging of "comeuppance."

I'd go with DISCLOSURE Demi Moore, personally.

We've all been used
and reused
and abused
and amused!

Well played, sir.

Philistine! "Never Too Young To Die" starred John Stamos (as "Lance Stargrove," no less), not Richard Grieco. And I think you meant pinnacle.